Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
That actually looks good
IT IS DELICIOUS FUCK THIS NOISE
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.